Justin Ward was born in time for lunch in 1976, the seventh son of a seventh son. After realising what a good cartoonist he is two years ago, he has built up a list of clients including Threshers, Oddbins, Victoria Wine and many more. He has an injunction out against Ian Hislop (Private Eye). The most embarassing thing he's ever done is sneeze while playing the mouth organ through his nose. He's forgotten more about computer gfx than ooh, Eddie Kidd and Michael Watson put together. His hobbies include name-dropping, counting his money and dermatitis.

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